Oh yeah, Cheeches and Chongs, it’s the blog post you’ve been waiting for: how to get higher, better, faster, stronger with the pot you have. I know what you’re thinking, “But, BOOM, my stuff is the illest, trillest, and sickest sh*t on this side of the Mississippi. It can’t get any better.” We’re not denying that your stuff might be louder than a Kid Cudi concert, but sit down, spark up, and enjoy five ways to maximize your high.
I’m about to drop some science in here. Mangoes contain terpenes, which are unsaturated hydrocarbons found in certain plants. Why does it matter? Well, your favorite plant, Ms. Mary Jane, loves terpenes. The terpenes in bud latch onto the mango terpenes and fuck you into next Sunday with a better high.
Taking a break will decrea — lol jk #420 #24/7 #blazeit #fam
Yep, there’s more food on this list. We’re not going to bore you with the science, because chocolate is dank as fuck and that’s all that matters. Oh, and it stretches the length of your peak. How do you think Willie Wonka stayed lit after all those years? Chocolate by itself doesn’t do that to people.
Medicate and meditate. You don’t need to wear yoga pants and drink Oolong tea to meditate like a boss. Sit down, close your eyes, and focus on your breathing. Once you’re feeling #ZenAsFuck, you’re ready to toke up and let the sweet, sweet tree take lift you away.
I’m just going to go ahead and say it: I fucking love food. It’s a hobby to me and when this hobby is combined with jazz cabbage, it becomes an express ticket to Planet Stoned, population: this guy. Some edibles will put a spring in your step and others will lift you higher than my parents’ expectations.